Pick-up lines have been used since time began. I can see it now, the caveman strolling into the public cave, grunting a line at the sexy, flea-ridden cavewoman standing by the stone bar before clubbing her on the head, throwing her over his shoulder and taking him back to his buffalo skin bed.
It seems times haven’t changed much, so here are the top 22 cheesiest pick-up lines you have ever heard.
1. Are you a photographer? Because I can picture me and you together!
2. Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants…
3. Roses are red, grass is greener, when I think about you I play with my wiener
4. Fuck me if I’m wrong but dinosaurs still exist right?
5. Touch your toes and I’ll show you where the rocket goes!
6. [Checks To-Do List] Yep, you’re on it
7. What has 36 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper
8. You look lost, here’s the directions to my bed
9. Are you a pirate? Because I’ve got a lot of seaman waiting for you
10. If you jingle my balls you’ll be guaranteed a white Christmas
11. If you’ve lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?
12. I’ve got skittles down my pants, wanna taste the rainbow?
13. I was feeling a little off today but you’ve definitely turned me on!
14. I might not go down in history but I’ll go down on you…
15. I seem to have lost my phone number, can I have yours?
16. I’m no weatherman but you should expect a few inches tonight!
17. Are you a cake? Because I want a piece of that
18. You look so sweet, as long as I have a face you’ll always have a seat…
19. My love for you is like diarrhoea, I just can’t hold it in
20. I heard that you’re looking for a stud. I’ve got the STD all I need is U.
21. I know you’re busy today but can you add me to your To-Do list?
22. They call me the cat whisperer because I know what the pussy needs
There we have it guys, the top 22 cheesiest pick-up lines. Seriously though, if you’ve ever used one of these, one word: Douche.